MILKED by Simon Longman

​Paul is trying to find a job. Snowy is trying to find himself. But when Snowy stumbles across a poorly looking cow stuck in a local field, he ropes Paul into trying to help the cow, either to improve its lot or to put it out of its misery. 

What follows is a hilarious procession of failed suffocations, experiments with a saw and a trip to the train tracks, in this funny and moving black comedy about friendship, unemployment and a cow called Sandy.